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otherwindow:

otherwindow:

Ex-renaissance painter vampire in the 21st century embarrassed at people looking at their work from 600 years ago shown in a museum.

"I used the wrong brush"
“It’s just a doodle”
“I’m going to burn it”
“The anatomy isn’t even that great”
“Leonardo made me do it”

#'WHY R U LOOKING AT THIS I WAS YOUNG THEN I DONT EVEN’ 

#'WHY DO THEY CONSIDER THIS AS A MASTER PAINTING HALP' 

#*BURNS THE WHOLE MUSEUM*

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bcteria:

everything is a lie

bcteria:

everything is a lie

(Source: houenn)

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did-you-kno:

In 1871, a defense attorney accidentally shot himself in the stomach while reenacting a barroom brawl in order to prove the innocence of his client. While demonstrating how the victim was shot by his own pistol, the gun went off and the attorney suffered the same fate. He died from his bullet wound, but he still won the case.
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did-you-kno:

In 1871, a defense attorney accidentally shot himself in the stomach while reenacting a barroom brawl in order to prove the innocence of his client. While demonstrating how the victim was shot by his own pistol, the gun went off and the attorney suffered the same fate. He died from his bullet wound, but he still won the case.

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mostlycatsmostly:

SIGNAL BOOST - Adoptable Kitty
SOPHIE…is a playful BROWN TABBY AND WHITE DOMESTIC SHORTHAIR. She is around 10 months old, spayed and has her claws. She weighs about 7 pounds. She came to us as a kitten with Special Needs from a Chicago shelter where she came in as a stray. Sophie has a congenital eyelid deformity and a congenital heart murmur but is not on any medications. She has had corrective eyelid surgery and sees normally. Her vet feels the heart murmur will not get worse or affect her life span. She just looks a little different! :) Sophie is described as a very nice cat by her foster mom who has had her for a while. She is great with other cats and dogs and loves to chase and play and run….just like any other kitten! Sophie is friendly and would be great with older respectful kids. Her foster mom wants to emphasize that she does NOT jump up on counters, which is certainly a plus! She is affectionate, loving and will be a great companion for a lucky family! Mixed Breed Adoption Fee $50. FOSTERED IN GURNEE, IL.
(Adoption Application Form | Purebred Cat Rescue)
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mostlycatsmostly:

SIGNAL BOOST - Adoptable Kitty

SOPHIE…is a playful BROWN TABBY AND WHITE DOMESTIC SHORTHAIR. She is around 10 months old, spayed and has her claws. She weighs about 7 pounds. She came to us as a kitten with Special Needs from a Chicago shelter where she came in as a stray. Sophie has a congenital eyelid deformity and a congenital heart murmur but is not on any medications. She has had corrective eyelid surgery and sees normally. Her vet feels the heart murmur will not get worse or affect her life span. She just looks a little different! :) Sophie is described as a very nice cat by her foster mom who has had her for a while. She is great with other cats and dogs and loves to chase and play and run….just like any other kitten! Sophie is friendly and would be great with older respectful kids. Her foster mom wants to emphasize that she does NOT jump up on counters, which is certainly a plus! She is affectionate, loving and will be a great companion for a lucky family! Mixed Breed Adoption Fee $50. FOSTERED IN GURNEE, IL.

(Adoption Application Form | Purebred Cat Rescue)

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whorishgreen:

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

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thegreenwolf:

night-take-my-soul:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

221cbakerstreet:

charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

18th century Lilo and Stitch

so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies


Am I the only one that adores this?

So nice to see traditional painting techniques being kept alive in the 21st century.

thegreenwolf:

night-take-my-soul:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

221cbakerstreet:

charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

18th century Lilo and Stitch

so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies

Am I the only one that adores this?

So nice to see traditional painting techniques being kept alive in the 21st century.

(Source: atomicgardens)

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roman-rory-fallen-angel:

mishakaleins:

When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider

I need this in my life

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http://princessmarshmallow.tumblr.com/post/98762849997/enchanting-ravenclaw-enchanting-ravenclaw

enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…

image

(x)

UPDATE!!

My principal decided to join him in a photo.

The new photograph will go in the yearbook as a way to raise awareness for American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) and rescue animals like Mr. Bugglesworth and Vivienne.

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drkarayua:

graviolies:

johnthedragon:

kingofreaks:

offendedrhino:

Scientists are so clever with naming animals.

No you don’t even know these birds call actually sounds like its saying go away and what it does is it hangs around large groups of herbivores and when a predator shows up it will just start shouting GO AWAY GO AWAY and then all the gazelles and zebras and such will take off.
Heres a great video

G’WEEEEEEHHH

Gweeehhh

please watch the video
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drkarayua:

graviolies:

johnthedragon:

kingofreaks:

offendedrhino:

Scientists are so clever with naming animals.

No you don’t even know these birds call actually sounds like its saying go away and what it does is it hangs around large groups of herbivores and when a predator shows up it will just start shouting GO AWAY GO AWAY and then all the gazelles and zebras and such will take off.

Heres a great video

G’WEEEEEEHHH

Gweeehhh

please watch the video

(Source: thats-not-candy-thats-sand)

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#jenjen 
Me: *calls u a nerd*
Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*