Why can’t I enjoy a hot chocolate I make???
I fucking put it down by my bed so I can get it and keep an eye on it
I do something for Jenjen for two seconds and HER DOG GOES IN, TAKES TWO SIPS AND WHEN I GO TO PULL IT AWAY IT GETS KNOCKED OVER
I JUST WANT A HOT CHOCOLATE MAN
IT HAD WHIPPED CREAM AND MARSHMALLOWS AND CHOCOLATE STARS
I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
I’m already a fan. I want merch.
Vote Now in our ‘Cute Dog, Ugly Sweater’ Contest
In our quest to figure out new and innovative ways to humiliate our pets, we’ve decided to team up with the ASPCA for a Cute Dog, Ugly Sweater contest! It’s exactly what it sounds like: we dressed adorable puppies in hideous holiday sweaters and made them compete in a fashion face off for our enjoyment (and yours!). You can browse through the contestants in the gallery above.
Remember — these pups are all available for adoption and would love a good home for the holidays!
So which puppy wears its sweater best? Er, worst? Uh…