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deadxlast:

pianorocknroll:

you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe

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Oh my fucking god

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werey0uh0nestwithy0urself:

aminaabramovic:

I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours

This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read

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endlessrebel:

chillona:

fratboysegs:

my favorite tweet at the moment

BLEEEEWWWWWWWWP~

Damn..
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endlessrebel:

chillona:

fratboysegs:

my favorite tweet at the moment

BLEEEEWWWWWWWWP~

Damn..

true as fuck zodiac - prominent features

aries: so fucking stubborn. they will hold a grudge til the end of time
taurus: they are fucking nerds.
gemini: defo the random outbursts
cancer: rudeness. so fucking rude. god damn.
leo: they're about 4'9"
virgo: they don't want to talk to you at all
libra: weird ass laugh
scorpio: the fact that you can directly see hell in their eyes
sagittarius: fuckin strange ass humor
capricorn: creepy fucking smile
aquarius: kinda givin off a gay vibe
pisces: p conceited and that shit is not confidence as they may think it is
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outcense:

outcense:

"you’re gay/bi? I’m sorry but like… how do I know you won’t have a crush on me?" because you just said that

im glad this post is still a thing

(Source: witchcandle)

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galacticdad:

thanks to anxiety whenever i make a mistake i feel like this

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wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

7/27/14: [X]

(Source: darthtulip)

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#The Room 

getyourspoons:

Oh hey Johnny, what’s up?

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